1. Humor is key to productivity.
2. The Architect is always right.
3. Whilst removing a fire escape ladder remove all cars parked below.
4. Never let the designer decide where the thermostat belongs.
5. Outdoor concrete work will bring rain.
6. On a Friday, never install a new front door, especially if the homeowners plan
   to be home for the weekend.
7. Always tarp the roof as the roofer begins to tear off the roof. This, too, will bring rain.
8. Always strive to surpass unrealistic expectations.
9. Always order extra tile especially when its coming from Italy.
10. The only "bad" mistake is one from which you never learn.